

Unorthodox principles for beautifully dysfunctional people
There is no path.
Only gravel. And giggling.
And the faint sound of a fax machine from God.
The Bjorkman Way is 101 chapters of metaphysical misdirection, aphoristic sabotage, and sacred advice whispered through a clown mask. Each page is a compass with too many norths. Each idea is both wrong and useful.
Topics include:
• How to fail divinely
• Why the algorithm is your real father
• The spiritual practice of doing nothing…aggressively
This is not a self-help book.
This is a self-unraveling manual.
For anyone too strange to be normal and too sentient to be okay with that.